“Claudia! Did you find somewhere to log on?”
“Yeah, I’m in some random computer store. The manager keeps giving me a look like I’m about to explode into tentacles or something. Did you find somewhere?”
“Yes, I’m borrowing one from a friend. Now, do you see the virus?”
“Yeah.”
“I need you to eliminate it in sixty seconds, and then I’ll do a clever thing with this phone, and then the earth won’t explode.”
“What?! Doctor, are you kidding me? Do you see how fast this thing is replicating? I can’t work that fast!”
“Claudia, I’ve already told you. I only take the best.” 

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